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You're Joking (AKA Discord's Song)

from The Brony Edition [Vol. 1] by The Brony Edition Crew

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Discord:
Well well well...what have we here?
The Mane 6 huh? Oooooh, I'm really scared!
So you're the ones Celestia's been talking about! HA HA HA HA!

You're joking! You're joking! I can't believe what I see!
You're joking me, you gotta be! A bunch of little ponies?
They're puny! They're ugly. I don't know which is worse!
I might just bust a gut now if I don't die laughing first!

Discord, lord of chaos, says there's trouble still to brew
you'll all be groveling at my feet by the time I'm done with you!
If you think you can beat me, I'll show you that you're wrong.
Now just watch as all your friends fall victim to my song!

Woah-ho! (Applejack: Shoot doggy!)
Woah-ho! (Rarity: Darling!)
Woah-ho! (Pinkie Pie: A-woah-ho!)
Oooh I'm a fucking freak of nature!

Twilight:
Restore my friends or you will face the dire consequences!
You're ruining Equestria! Discord, come to your senses!

Discord:
Ha ha! You're joking! You're joking! I can't believe my ears!
Will someone shut this pony up!?
I'm drowing in my tears! Its funny! I'm laughing!
You really are too much.
And now with your permission...I'm going to do my stuff!

Twilight [Spoken]:
What are you going to do?

Discord [Spoken]:
I'm gonna do the best I can.

Discord:
Woahhhhhhhh, so I'm corrupting all your friends
but do you really think I care?
I'm a cheating chimera, you know I don't play fair!

Its so much fun, I must confess, to take one's sanity away!
Now if I could just take yours, my friend, now that'd make my day.

Twilight:
You change them back or you will have to answer for this heinousness act!

Discord:
Oh brother! You're something! You put me in a spin!
You aren't comprehending, the position that you're in.
Its hopeless! You're finished! You haven't got a prayer!
Cuz' I'm Discord, lord of chaos, and I...am going...nowhere.

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from The Brony Edition [Vol. 1], released November 20, 2012
Lyrics Written by Edward Marmet

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