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Now this is the story all 'bout how
my mane got flipped straight upside down
Now I'd like to take a minute to let off some stress
I'll tell all you young ponies bout the art of the dress
In West Fillydelphia, born and raised
in the salon is where I spent most of my days
chilling out max, and relaxing all the while
just learning about the basics of all the latest styles
When a couple of colts who were up to no good
started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little hassle and my mother had her fill
and she said, "We're moving to a town up North called Ponyville"
I wound up in a town
where things were more clear
that the fashion sense here was just dreadful I fear
So I set out on a mission, something
I must stress, to help the folks of Ponyville
learn the art of the dress
I bought tons of fabric
Probably seven or eight
And I thought to myself
"Oh that's way too much!"
But I looked at my peers and said
"There's no need to fear!
Rarity's here to make you fabulous dear!"
Now we got to start over cuz' your friends think your lame
oh those dresses were bad, gotta get in the game
Now I'd like to take a moment, just sit down friend
I gotta tell you how I gotta do it all over again!
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Twilight {Singing}:
Chim-chiminy-chim-chiminy
Chim-Chim-Cher-ee
when you have a task, you're in good company
You see Spike, each pony has one task to do but where do I fit in so I can help too?
Pinkie:
Stand aside Twilight, we've got work to do
Mayor Mare:
Chim-chiminy-chim-chiminy
Chim-chim-cher-ee
Applejack:
I have to check my ears cuz' ya'll made em' bleed!
Mayor Mare:
Yes I know my singing is such a flop
but because I'm not queen, on my bed I will plop!
Chorus [Interjecting]:
But because she's not queen, on her bed she will plop.
Rainbow Dash:
Chim-chiminy-chim-chiminy
Chim-chim-cher-oo
Why must I be forced to sing along too?
I'm sorry if I come off as being so brash so instead of singing
I'll just go and crash!
{END PORTION}
Twilight {Spoken}:
Well maybe if I can't use my magic, maybe I can help some other pony
Applejack:
Well that'd be great sugarcube. I mean after all
{SONG BEGINS TO CHANGE}
Twilight:
Wait a minute, I thought we're only allowed to do one song per episode!
Mayor Mare:
Well we didn't finish the song, so it doesn't count.
Twilight:
Ugh, fine!
Applejack {Singing}:
Just aaaaa hoof-ful of teamwork
helps the snow melt away
the snow melt awayyyy
snow melt away.
Just a hoof-ful of teamwork
helps the snow melt away.
For it is the Equestrian way
Twilight {Spoken}:
But you just rhymed way with way, how does that even work?
Rainbow Dash:
No we rhymed it with AWAY, there's a difference.
Twilight:
NO THERE ISN'T!
Rarity:
A robin feathering his nest
has very little time to rest
while gathering his bits of twine and twig
Although he may be such a dear
he has no fashion sense I fear
But soon, this song
Shall move the job alongggg
Chorus:
Just a hoof-ful of teamwork
helps the snow melt away
the snow melt awayyyy
snow melt away
Just a hoof-ful of teamwork
helps the snow melt away
for it is the Equestrian way
{INSTRUMENTAL}
Fluttershy:
All of the animals are sleepy so we have to wake them up.
Always making sure to do the job real slow
Rainbow Dash:
I hate going slow, let's skip this part!
Fluttershy:
No wait!
{INSTRUMENTAL SPED UP}
Rainbow Dash:
Ahh, much better
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My teachers said when my
career was young, "Go and find your superstar"
Take up the art of photography
and then Photo you'll go far!
On ze red carpets, vell I'm hard to miss
ze press follows everything I do.
Some say that I'm an odd looking pony
sporting goggles and a coat of blue
Chorus:
I'm sure my critics will say, it's a disgusting display,
well you can buck off, cuz' I photograph this way!
No reason I should forgive all ze attention I give
to all ze ponies that I caught on camera today!
Ooh no reason to deny
like my model Flootershy
I'm on ze right track cuz I photograph this way!
Acting just like Edna Mode
I will make your brain explode!
Just watch as I make da magicks todayyy!!
Whether they're shy or very bold
I will help them shine like pure gold
like Sapphire or Celestia
you'll shine all over Equestria!
My resume is original, I put all the foals to shame
Most ponies try to be unique like me
but I'm ahead of the fashion game
I'll photograph you on rainy days or on a W.H.I.M (Hey, Hey, Hey!)
and for no reason I wanna sing in french (*Insert French Here*)
Express yourself...
Chorus:
Got your appointment today, too bad I'm booked I say
because I'm far too busy photographing this way
Why mess with foals such as you
when dear Flootershy will do?
Its all because I'm capturing the magicks this way
You are crazy they all say, but I keep them all at bay
because I'm making the magicks today
My photos made me a ton, inspired by Tim Burton
because I'm capturing the magicks this way!
Photographing this way, I'm photographing this way
I'm always deviating from the norm this way-hey
Photographing this way, I photograph this way-hey
I'm really not insane, I photograph this way-hey
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The sun goes down and I've been consumed
The things that I've tried to fight against
You've brought me down upon my hooves
Please don't make me have to choose, singing
Come out of things unsaid
This great nightmare inside my head
and a beast that I cannot name
A monster waiting to be tamed, singing
Luna, Luna
{Instrumental}
Dissension, sorrow it never stops
My heart beats like a ticking clock
Gonna come back where I call home
A thousand years I would not know, singing
Come out and fly with me
A long missed opportunity
I'm not a part of your soul
I'm just a puppet with long strings, singing
Luna, Luna
Luna, Luna
{Instrumental}
Luna, Luna
But I will break free someday
Yeah I will break free someday
Yes I will break free someday
{Instrumental}
Luna, Luna
Home, Home is where I long to go
Home, Home is where I long to go
Home, Home is where I long to go (Luna, Luna)
Home, Home is where I long to go (Luna, Luna)
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The Mare You Left Behind
01:42
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Life's A Happy Song
02:39
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Everything is great, I've got something to prove
I've got the whole wide world on the edge of my hoof
Everything is perfect, its falling into place
and I owe it all to the pegasus race!
Life's A Happy Song, when you have some friends to sing along
When you're alone, life can be a little low
It makes you feel like you're 3 foot tall
When it's just you -- well, times can be tough
When there's no one there to catch your fall
Everything is great, I've got something to prove
I've got the whole wide world on the edge of my hoof
Everything is Perfect, its falling into place
I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face
Life smells like a rose
With someone to paint and someone to pose
Life's a piece of cake
With someone to pedal and someone to brake
Life is full of glee
With so much to do and so much to see
Life's A Happy Song, when there's someone by my side to sing along.
I've got everything that I need -- right in front of me
Nothing's stopping me, Nothing that I can't be
With you right here next to me
Life's a piece of cake
With someone to give and someone to take
Life's a piece of pie
With someone to wash and someone to dry
Life's an easy road
When someone is there to share the load
Life is like the sky
With someone to soar and someone to fly!
Life is like a lamb
With someone there to lend a hand
Life's a bunch of flowers
With someone to wile away the hours
Life's a fillet-a-fish
...yes it is!
Life's A Happy Song, when there's someone by my side to sing along!
I've got everything that I need -- right in front of me
Nothing's stopping me
Nothing that I can't be
With you right here next to me
I've got everything that I need
...right in front of me
[Spoken]
Oh sorry, I got a little excited.
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Discord:
Well well well...what have we here?
The Mane 6 huh? Oooooh, I'm really scared!
So you're the ones Celestia's been talking about! HA HA HA HA!
You're joking! You're joking! I can't believe what I see!
You're joking me, you gotta be! A bunch of little ponies?
They're puny! They're ugly. I don't know which is worse!
I might just bust a gut now if I don't die laughing first!
Discord, lord of chaos, says there's trouble still to brew
you'll all be groveling at my feet by the time I'm done with you!
If you think you can beat me, I'll show you that you're wrong.
Now just watch as all your friends fall victim to my song!
Woah-ho! (Applejack: Shoot doggy!)
Woah-ho! (Rarity: Darling!)
Woah-ho! (Pinkie Pie: A-woah-ho!)
Oooh I'm a fucking freak of nature!
Twilight:
Restore my friends or you will face the dire consequences!
You're ruining Equestria! Discord, come to your senses!
Discord:
Ha ha! You're joking! You're joking! I can't believe my ears!
Will someone shut this pony up!?
I'm drowing in my tears! Its funny! I'm laughing!
You really are too much.
And now with your permission...I'm going to do my stuff!
Twilight [Spoken]:
What are you going to do?
Discord [Spoken]:
I'm gonna do the best I can.
Discord:
Woahhhhhhhh, so I'm corrupting all your friends
but do you really think I care?
I'm a cheating chimera, you know I don't play fair!
Its so much fun, I must confess, to take one's sanity away!
Now if I could just take yours, my friend, now that'd make my day.
Twilight:
You change them back or you will have to answer for this heinousness act!
Discord:
Oh brother! You're something! You put me in a spin!
You aren't comprehending, the position that you're in.
Its hopeless! You're finished! You haven't got a prayer!
Cuz' I'm Discord, lord of chaos, and I...am going...nowhere.
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Twilight [Spoken]:
Having to choose who gets the extra
ticket to the Grand Galloping Gala is
just killer Spike! I mean...
[Sung]:
I never thought my life could be
filled with such catastrophe
but suddenly I begin to see
a lot of bad luck for me
Cuz' I've got a golden problem
I've got a golden bullseye on my chest
I never had a chance to whine
Never a time I had to bitch
But suddenly now the town likes me
what an apalling twist
Cuz' I've got a golden problem
[Spoken]
It's mine Spike!
[Sung]
I've got a golden migrane in my head
I'd never thought I'd see the day
when everyone would come and say
give me a ticket, but I've gotta run
Everyone wants to be with me
cuz' its a taste of luxury
you only gave me two
Celestia, why?
U MAD TWI?
I never thought the idea would loom
that I'd wanna be stuck on the moon
But nevertheless, at this point in time
that's where I would like to be
Cuz' I've got a golden problem
I've got a golden chance to get away
and with a golden problem, its an awful day
Random Ponies [Spoken]:
Hey Twilight!
Twilight [Spoken]:
Leave me alone!
[Sung]:
She gave me two
Dear princess why?
Oh please tell me whyyyyyyyyyy
I never dreamed that I would find
all of my friends just pestering me
but sadly it seems that's where the plot's
conclusion is going to be
Cuz' I've got a golden problem
I've got a golden problem
I've got a golden chance to get away
and with a golden problem, its an awful dayyyyyyy
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